Okay, okay. So I didn't post anything in August. But I believe if I post twice this month, then we can even it out by saying the first post will be like I posted in August and not 2 in September.... deal?
I was going through some folders I have on my computer and I found this document that was saved. It was called "THE TOTALLY AWESOME BOOK FILLED WITH TOTALLY AWESOME BEDTIME STORIES Vol. 1". Yes, I was scared to open it and see what amazingly ridiculous stories I created and it was pretty funny, so I am sharing them with you. Enjoy!
a lot, you’re a crap psychic” and Herman replied with “yeah, I know” So
they ended up losing $20 and they still had their problem. So they both leaped
out of the water and over the rainbow and found the leprechaun with a pot of
gold at the end and decided to bribe both their parents into letting them
marry. So they did and it succeeded and lived happily ever after!!!
nal, in the end the
agent caught the criminal and they lived happily ever after.
There was a leprechaun, who was a colour scientist,
and he was experimenting with what would happen if he mixed candy floss pink
with sky blue and grass green......... he ended up having a candy floss pink
house with sky blue grass and grass green sky!!!!!
A boy, aged
13, was kidnapped by a secret agency and was turned into a ninja. He went on a
mission that had a chemical involved. This was no ordinary chemical as it was
deadly. The chemical was called ‘Lovium’ and gave you the disease called ‘Love
You’. This was because every time someone came in contact with the infected
person, they would start to love them and that’s all they can say. So the ninja
got infected and with every villain that he fought, he defeated them by saying
“I love you so much” and the ‘love’ ninja conquered all!!!!
There was a
mobile phone that was very lonely one day and decided to have a low battery
because it wanted some attention from its owner. When the owner looked at the
phone, she saw that it had a low battery and got annoyed because she was about
to start a sms conversation with her best friend about a guy she met at work.
So she plugged it in to be re-charged overnight and the phone felt better. However,
the next day when the owner decided she will have this conversation, the phone
started to get annoyed because of how much she was using it and this is the
story of a moody mobile phone.
There was a special agent who was on a
mission to kill someone, but this someone was the one she loved. So she didn’t
let her emotions get in the way and tried to come up with an idea. So she
decided to tell him her secret that no one knew which was that she had a curse
placed on her and she really was a mouse that had been turned to human. The guy
was totally freaked out and the first thing he said was “OH MY GOD I KISSED A
MOUSE” and started spitting as if he had just kissed a mouse.
There once was a peach chup-a-chup
that was in a crowd of chup-a-chups. This lollipop was so lonely, as it was the
only peach one in a crowd of strawberry and coke flavours. So it decided it had
enough of being treated like this and disguised itself as a strawberry
chup-a-chup. One day, it finally was the peach’s turn to get chosen and when
the person opened it, they chucked it in the bin. So now the chup-a-chup was
lonely and smelly.
There was this deodorant that was sad as it wondered why it had to be put on the smelliest place on the body, the armpits. So the toothbrush came over and said, "at least you don't have to go near bad breath." And both of them were sad. That was until the toilet paper rolled over and said "How do you think I feel?" And the toothbrush and deodorant felt all happy again.
There was this deodorant that was sad as it wondered why it had to be put on the smelliest place on the body, the armpits. So the toothbrush came over and said, "at least you don't have to go near bad breath." And both of them were sad. That was until the toilet paper rolled over and said "How do you think I feel?" And the toothbrush and deodorant felt all happy again.
The girl had no friends at school.
However, when her mum asked her whether she wanted to have a birthday party,
she replied “YES MUM!!!” So they decided to have a party! The day of the party
arrived and the girl came downstairs ready in her pink dress to find that all
her imaginary friends are ready for her. She had named her imaginary friends
Jeremy, Sam and Austin. But there was a love triangle between Austin, Sam and Georgina. Georgina didn’t like both of them so Austin
and Sam were sad that they got REJECTED!
One day a rabbit and a pig made a
baby. The newborn baby was now a PIG-RABBIT!
There was a guy that got sent to hair
prison for committing a crime against the hair society. His hair was so ugly
that he had never had a girlfriend or a friend. He asked his mother “why don’t
people like me?” His mother replied with “because you have ugly hair dear.” So
the next day, he went to the prison hairdressers to get his hair done again,
but even the hairdresser said “OMG! Sorry, but you’re a lost cause!” So, he
left sad and he went back to his cell and went online to see what the latest
craze was, and found out that a male singer by the name of Bustin Jieber had
the same hairstyle as him and the next day, he yelled “HA HA WHO HAS BAD HAIR
NOW???” And was released from hair prison.
Hope you enjoyed them! Who knows, I might create some more..... God help me!
