Ok, so this is just a random post because I am currently procrastinating and not studying for possibly one of the biggest exams of my course, Finance! ... What else is new? :P
Currently, my colleague, Sarah, who you can find on here at http://sarahslilypad.blogspot.com/ has a freaky fetish for old, bald men... YES YOU READ RIGHT! She loves old bald men!!!
She loves Bruce Willis, Lockie from Lost and others.
It got me wondering if I have any fetishes...
After a long deliberation, with myself, I have come to the conclusion that I don't have a fetish, but infact a phobia of...... touching other people's feet!
I'll tell you a story...
When I was discovering which career path I wanted to take, I was considering being a make-up artist. So my mum took me to this seminar, and they said that you can't make a decent living just off make-up, unless you go into theatrical make-up, you have to be an all round beautician. So I was fine with them talking about waxing and massaging, until they started on "Yes, you would need to give foot massages"
... SHOCK HORROR RIGHT THERE!!
I looked at my mum with a worried look on my face, and from that moment my mum knew this wasn't what I wanted, so we quickly got out.
From that point on, even when I'm tickling and rumbling my cousins, no one is allowed to put their feet on me. Otherwise I lose it at them! Like, no joke!
So there you go!
Can you imagine working as a beautician, and a client who booked for a foot massage came in and had these feet...
OMG I THINK I WOULD DIE!!!!!!
Good bye and good night!
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